Flashes of Panic

Not only did the Amherst Regional H.S. create an immense local argument (apparently a tradition for ARHS, which also drew significant fire for cancelling West Side Story as culturally insensitive) by staging The Vagina Monologues, but they’ve managed to embarass Autumn all the way out in Montana.

Despite rumors to the contrary, I hear there are some conservatives in Amherst. Can’t say that I’ve met any myself, but I’ve heard stories.