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Bumper sticker

Izzy has a deep-seated belief that his breakfast cannot come soon enough. One of his (usually counter-productive) strategies for advancing its arrival is to wake his sleeping staff by biting them.

This morning I decided, in the vein of the “I ♥ my cat” bumper stickers, that Izzy’s sticker would read, “I 8 my people.”

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