Ingredients for disaster
1 medium-sized stadium with metal seating
4 tightly-scheduled days of competition
1,000-plus keyed-up athletes (or, one heaping kilo-trackie)
1 persistent lightning storm
Prepare stadium and schedule days well in advance. Select athletes carefully and have ready at least four days in advance. Add a large portion of athletes, first day, and lightning storm to stadium. The resulting mixture should spread over remaining days.
Optional: At any point in the process, add hotel fire alarms to taste.
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Posted by: samo | June 10, 2004 8:12 PM