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Things that are good about being a so-called "grown-up"

(Part of an ongoing list, hopefully.)

  • When you go barefoot in public, nobody looks at your feet and thinks, “That’s one pair of socks that’s going straight in the trash.”
  • You can leave a meeting of friends with a can of soda in one side-pocket of your backpack, and a bottle of custom-labeled home-brew in the other.
  • You can buy a T token without bumming quarters from your friends.
  • At the grocery store in the evenings, you can put one foot on the back of the cart and push yourself down the empty aisles like it’s a scooter.

Now playing: Wake Up from Wonderland by The Charlatans

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