Plunk
There’s a fire truck blocking our driveway, with the lights on.
See, our apartment faces a park, with lights and multiple softball fields. I don’t know how many leagues there are in this town, but it seems like there’s been a game six nights a week since we got here; the lights stay on until eleven.
Not too long ago, I looked out, and there was a man lying on the edge of the infield between first and second bases. He was sitting up, but people were clustered around him; someone ran up with a towel. Now the EMTs have arrived. Actually, since I started writing this, an ambulance has pulled up in right field, and they’ve got him on a stretcher. I think someone’s going in for a few scans.
Thing is, he’s not wearing the obligatory t-shirt of either team.
What happens when the game is called because someone plunked the umpire?
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Comments
On the plus side, that umpire only needs to be hit 271 more times to catch Craig Biggio.
Posted by: pbr | September 23, 2005 8:41 AM