You won't believe it unless you see it
First, you need to imagine a list of baseball players with the highest hit-by-pitch numbers for each initial. (Anderson, Biggio, Clarke, Dahlen, etc.)
Then you need to imagine this list in an alphabet rhyme, like an old New England Primer.
Then, you can stop imagining.
A is for the plunks of Brady Anderson
one hundred fifty four when he was done.B is for Houston’s own Craig Biggio,
two hundred seventy three plunks as you know,
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