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Want me to spell that for you again?

Sometimes I wonder if I’m over-selling myself when I say I’m “good at” track writing. And sometimes I think the standards for calling yourself a “reporter” are so ridiculously low I should be billing myself as “experienced” or “expert” or something like that.

Yesterday I ran the annual 4th-of-July-weekend road race. I improved over last year, running 30:45 for 4th overall, with the top three all being high school kids. (I figure “nobody older than me in front of me” is a valid goal for some of these races.) As I walked through the chute, catching my breath, a guy with a camera and a notebook asked my name.

I told him, and he said, “Mark?” No, I said, and repeated my first name, then spelled it. I should add that my name was clearly and correctly written on the bottom of the bib number I was wearing, and that label was then transferred to a results board which was posted for an hour or so after the race.

In the article in today’s paper, they used “Mark” as my first name, then my correct first name as my last name. I wonder what the real names of the other guys are?

The irony may be that the first two finishers were both wearing shirts with my last name on them.

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Perhaps the “reporter” was just remembering my father’s triumphant finish (OK, perhaps just his finish) of the running leg of one of two family Shipbuilder’s Triathlon teams this year. I keep hearing (somewhat) subtle rumblings of roping me into the swim leg next summer. Since when is my family athletic in any way? -W

Yeah, I was given the new last name “Warren” by abcnews.com last week too, even after the reporter emailed to confirm the spelling of my last name, and apparently ignored my reply. But, it’s always nice to have another alias.

hilarious— i’m sure the Times Wretched will make him the sports editor one day…

It has also been pointed out to me that the handle he tagged me with is the name of the current CEO of Nike.

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