I don't think I get to count this
I’ve mentioned my tendency to pick up loose change when I’m running or cycling, and add it up once a year.
This morning, I found two pennies and a nickel in the course of the run, which is almost exactly the average daily gross. I also found someone’s debit card on the sidewalk.
I was across the street from the relevant bank, so I left it by the (still locked) door rather than adding it to my annual tally. But even if I could count it, how would I determine the found-money value of a debit card?
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