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I never said that

“Marketer sends clueless email to blog author” is such a tired cliché I’m almost embarrassed to write this, but apparently the marketers still haven’t found their clues.

Here are two clues:

  • If you’re going to say, “When you say X, you’re not kidding!” make sure I actually said X.
  • Don’t say “Your site may have single handedly saved our sanity!” when I’ve only posted nine times in a year.

I’m not going to mention their name because their site looks like the site of a small, struggling start-up. But future marketers, you’re on notice.

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